NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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March 4, 2026: KarmicX and Michael Ray Bower Discuss The World (Part 2) 25 Sep 2026
Michael Ray Bower has been dipping his diabetic toes deeper and deeper in the Dabbleverse, and he’s lashing out at Patrick about it. Watch Patrick get wrecked by Donkeylips on a recent show. More impressive is his recent guest appearance with KarmicX which may require an…
March 4, 2026: Stuttering John’s Contradictions! KarmicX & DonkeyLips Join Forces! 25 Sep 2026
The ripples of Rodney’s big Friday event continue reverberating throughout the Dabbleverse, with nobody processing the event harder than Stuttering John himself. Watch the Duke of Dumb dig deep in to history to try and continue his self-gaslighting about the worst comedy show…
September 1, 2026: Wishing & Coping! KarmicX! Mersh! Zumock! 22 Sep 2026
The freaks out here fr fr cashing they government checks an errrthang. It is what is is. Donkey lips and KarmicX have had it with people telling them how to live thier lives! Why won’t you just give them money? Kevin Brennan dives in to Dabble drama and sinks to new lows. Chad…
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 28, 2026 – Win Win Win? Another Event? A New Dance? 22 Sep 2026
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just…
August 26, 2026: Goofin’! Trollin’! Cinnamon Rollin’! Mersh VS. Ice! A Gutter Trash Love Story! 22 Sep 2026
Patrick has been in pain this week, and he might not be around this Christmas. Say your final goodbyes now, or forever just talk mad ish on Foursquare about it. Mersh versus Icedancer is getting nuts, and while Patrick is not completely caught up, the way this is unfolding might…
August 19, 2026: Chad Zumock! Mersh! Plus a Chance to Earn Major Awards! 22 Sep 2026
What a week it’s been. We began wondering if we would ever hear from Haley again after the trouncing she received from the Crabbleverse in the past few days. Cut to Wednesday and Haley is live making fun of Mersh being made twice the fool by his lady love, Icedancer. Plus Chad…
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 14, 2026 – Anniversary Slow! Haley Hyperventilation! More Misses! 22 Sep 2026
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie from the Bedabbler Networkand Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota.…
August 13, 2026: Haley Done Did It Now! THE TURN! 22 Sep 2026
You’re not gonna believe it! We’re weaving webs and walking on ’em barefoot out here! It’s late, I’m tired, and you deserve whatever I have left in the tank. Come catch me up since you know it all, nerd!
August 11, 2026: Is Haley One of the Baddies? The KarmicX Documentary! 22 Sep 2026
Wouldn’t you like to get away? Did someone order a side of dabblesauce? Haley has a past that is rearing its ugly head and everyone wants everyone to respond! KarmicX has a new documentary that focuses on his personality defects in a most magnificent way!
July 29, 2026: Let’s Get WEDNESDAY WEIRD! 22 Sep 2026
Let’s dive in to DJ Electra Fry and find out why the Dabbleverse is in a tizzy over this broad. Has Schmuel Buckman gone too far this time? Ethan Ralpha and Scarlett are great for each other! Karmic is thankful for pipes. both for waste and singing. Richard Leland Neal wants a…
July 28, 2026: BUSTED! Chad Zumock LIES O-Gain! Kevin Brennan MELTDOWN! 22 Sep 2026
The drama around Chad Zumock and his comedy special is getting as juicy, as the Dabbleverse scrutinizes every move the Z-Man makes! Watch the man child crumble at every turn as the weight of the impending event creeps closer and reality sets in. Kevin Brennan is more interested…
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: July 24, 2026 – The Hunch is Back! 22 Sep 2026
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just…
July 22, 2026: Chad Zumock Is A Man-Child! Yer Gunna Wunna Hang! 22 Sep 2026
Kevin Brennan can’t stop sweeping for his boy Chad, who is currently in hiding from taking many facings in the past week revolving around his ever-increasing Go Fund Me. Watch what happened Saturday night one MLC! A tantrum for the ages breaks out when Anthony Cumia lights Chad…
KB & ME: The Chad Zumock Story 22 Sep 2026
Are we doing it? We are doing it! What should we do? I didn’t do it!
June 30, 2026: CHAD ZUMOCK CAN’T LOSE! Mersh Outcucks His Coverage! KB Be Bonkers! 22 Sep 2026
This stream is from June 30, 2026. Chad Zumock struck this stream and told YouTube it was his show in it’s entirety and that it wasn’t transformative. You watch and decide who is lying. Chad has been sent paperwork from my attorney demanding a removal of the strike, and the…
May 29, 2026: Yooooooo! KarmicX Makes Amends! Chad Loses Control! KB Gets Pranked! 22 Sep 2026
Patrick’s BACK again with another cope and seethe jamboree! Patrick wants to pick up where we left off- Hackamania! There’s so much old footage to go over and we need to get to it! Mersh snaps at Karl amidst Hackamania victimfest. Ethan Ralph wasn’t a big deal at Hackamania and…
May 25, 2026: Spitewave Radio! Realtionships Do Be Crumblin’ in the Dabbleverse! 22 Sep 2026
Let’s see how long Patrick can go pain-free! There’s so much Dabbleverse news and we will do our best to get slowly caught up, but the immediate issues at hand revolve around the diminishing relationships in the Dabbleverse. Geno and Keanu. Ethan Ralph and Scarlett Hampton.…
RODNEYS All Over Again? Can These Guys Even Sell Tickets? 22 Sep 2026
Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy and Chad Zumock are putting on a show at Rodney’s and everyone wants to keep the highs of the past few months of live-event action going! Patrick is out of the loop but we will scour the net to try to watch the world burn live.
March 31, 2026: So You Think You Can DUMB? Chad Zumock’s Fake DUI! Ethan & Scarlett’s Bad Romance 22 Sep 2026
Patrick has put himself in a bit of a pickle right before Hackamani and the whole event could be at risk! The spiraling by people in the Dabbleverse continues, with some of the dumbest takes you can imagine. Ethan Ralph takes another trip to Chicago to see Scarlett Hampton and…
This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (March 27, 2026) 22 Sep 2026
With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never…