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“Matt Damon & David Letterman made cameos on ‘The Gilded Age'” links
Why did Matt Damon & David Letterman make quick cameos in the season premiere of The Gilded Age? Letterman was researching Matt’s first jobs as a background actor, so they decided to do this for fun, basically. [Just Jared] This political situation in Michigan is utterly…
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George Clooney is looking for an ‘Italian mamma’ to run his new restaurant in France
Here are some photos of George and Amal Clooney out last night in NYC. George performed at a Broadway reading of Clark Gregg’s Smear, a play about the midterm elections. I’m shocked that George appeared, groundhog-like, for the American midterms. It’s especially galling because…
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Duchess Meghan feels ‘a sense of relief’ that people know the truth about her father
It’s still so interesting to me that the Duchess of Sussex really blew up the story about the Thomas Markle allegations. Twelve hours after Tom Jr. outed his father to the Sun, Meghan issued a statement revealing the existence of Roslyn Loveless’s letter years prior, alongside…
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Pippa Middleton has been ordered to dig up her tacky, eyesore parking lot
Just last week, we heard that Pippa Middleton is disliked in her adopted village of Kintbury. Four years ago, Pippa and her terribly moderately wealthy husband James Matthews sold their London home and moved to Kintbury, where they’ve been beefing with villagers, neighbors,…
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King Charles & Camilla’s Caribbean Flop Tour is officially a total disaster
Over the weekend, the Mail’s Richard Kay let something slip. It was obvious, but it speaks volumes about how unsettled the royal media is these days. Kay let it slip that King Charles’ Caribbean Tour has been a flop, and that the tour has been completely overshadowed by several…
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Thomas Markle has been moved to a ‘memory care’ facility for dementia patients
The Daily Mail has been making weird moves ever since Thomas Markle was outed as a likely PDFile. You have to understand, the Mail has always had an unethical, symbiotic relationship with Markle, and it’s been clear for years that the Mail’s Caroline Graham was specifically sent…
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Martha Stewart apologizes for her ‘homeless person’ Halloween costume
There’s already commentary about Halloween 2026 feeling muted and boring, which I agree with. Halloween isn’t my holiday, but even I noticed that a lot of people just opted out or phoned it in. There is one grand Halloween tradition though: at least one celebrity gets canceled…
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Times: Duchess Meghan wanted to go public with the accusations against her dad
It took more than a week for the royal institution to get its story straight and come up with some nonsensical talking points about this Thomas Markle situation. I find it interesting that Buckingham Palace and Kensington Palace were caught flat-footed, not by the fact that…
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Prince William & Kate didn’t go on their annual vacation to Jordan this year
Over the weekend, the Sunday Times slipped in a confirmation about where the Sussex family went for the kids’ half-term break. Apparently, they jetted off to their luxury vacation home in Portugal. Which makes sense. Not to be outdone, the Mail’s Charlotte Griffiths quickly…
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Prince William was ‘not happy’ at being called out for his slumlording
It’s truly insane to watch, in real time, how Prince William shuts down critical reporting around himself, his family, his personal life and his activities. In March, William announced his big plans for the Duchy of Cornwall, the vast, feudal real estate empire he inherited as…
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Harriet Sperling Phillips gave Hello Mag a full editorial & an exclusive interview
All weekend, Hello Magazine teased their big new exclusive “from the Cotswolds.” Many wondered if the Duchess of Sussex had posed for photos and given an interview. LOL, no. Turns out, the big exclusive is with Harriet Sperling, who is now Harriet Phillips after she married…
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Kay: Duchess Meghan ‘placed family before royal duty’ & the king should support her
The Mail’s Richard Kay had a somewhat interesting piece this weekend, all about the Duchess of Sussex and her disgusting father. Kay latched onto the Mail’s exclusive reporting about Thomas Markle’s now-abandoned storage unit in Mexico, a unit which contained boxes of depraved…
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Zendaya was Halle Berry at the 2000 X-Men premiere for Halloween
I hope you all had a safe and fun Halloween. It was awesome having it on a Saturday on a weekend when we got an extra hour. There was something “off” about this Halloween though. It surely had to do with the looming midterm elections. Plus the fact that candy is like $20 a bag…
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Taika Waititi blasts ‘irrelevant, out of touch, obsolete’ film critics
At some point, we really need to ask: who hired an Etsy witch to curse Amy Adams’ career? Was it Isla Fisher?? Amy was well on her way to becoming one of the most acclaimed actresses of her generation, and then her career fell off a cliff out of nowhere. I blame that rancid…
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Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig got married at their New Jersey estate this weekend
Embed from Getty Images We heard less than two weeks ago that Andrew Shue, 59 (how?), and Marilee Fiebig, 48, were engaged. Andrew is known for starring on Melrose Place and he co-founded our excellent ad company, Raptive, formerly Cafe Media. (I’m not blowing smoke, they’re a…
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Heidi Klum was her own dismembered hand for Halloween
Heidi Klum is to Halloween what Mariah Carey is to Christmas. (Minus a seasonal hit song generating kabillions in royalties.) So while many herald November 1 as the beginning of Mimi Szn, for Heidi it starts the one-year countdown to developing next year’s costume. I’m not even…
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The Reflecting Pool is open and full, will likely be full of algae again this spring
The DC Reflecting Pool had a rough 2026, all thanks to Trump setting his baby-fisted hands on it. (Hey Reflecting Pool: join the club, amirite?) In April, Trump announced an unnecessary renovation that he was (illegally) handing out to his personal pool guy (who goes about real…
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Director Michael Mann, 83, accidentally shot himself in the leg at an LA gun range
Director Michael Mann is 83 years old. He’s directed films like Heat, Ali, The Insider, Collateral and many more. He’s considered one of the best American directors of the past forty years or so, if not one of the greatest directors of all time. Well, it turns out that Mann has…
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Are the Sussexes briefing that Prince William & Kate knew about Thomas Markle?
Last week, The Telegraph broke the story about Roslyn Loveless offering to give more information to Scotland Yard in 2018/19. Apparently, Roslyn’s letter to Scotland Yard more detailed information about Thomas Markle, and the entire British police force just decided to ignore…
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The Daily Mail accessed Thomas Markle’s storage unit in Mexico
On Friday, the Daily Mail published a story about Thomas Markle which feels like something they’ve been sitting on for a while. That’s been a constant question underneath all of the reporting about Thomas Markle since October 22, when the Sun revealed that Tom Jr. found his…