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November 3: Daniel Boone’s Birthday 03 Nov 2026
It's Daniel Boone's Birthday. Born in 1734, the famed frontiersman and explorer has long been a vital part of American folklore. What you might not know is that, in addition to tramping around the wilds of Kentucky and vistas westward, he also owned and operated one of…
November 2: Learn to Homebrew and National Wine Tasting Day 02 Nov 2026
There are two good reasons to drink today. First, It's Learn to Homebrew Day. I've done this, on occasion, and it's very satisfying to get loaded on something you created with your own hands and wits, and maybe one of those super-duper homebrew kits you find in those in-flight…
November 1: Hallowmas 01 Nov 2026
It's Hallowmas. That's right. Halloween is derived from Old Hallow's Eve. So what is Hallowmas? Why, it's All Saints' Day, or All Hallows' Day, or the Feast of All Saints. Or Hangovermas, if you know what I mean. Halloween is one of the top five drinking nights of the year in…
October 31: Halloween 31 Oct 2026
It's Halloween. The night the kids get candy and the adults get loaded. I'll be heading out in my typical Lazy Dad-style costume. You know what I mean, those half-baked, low-effort get-ups that a perhaps slightly-tippled dad wears as he trails behind his kids with a flashlight,…